I hope you have a great time and some great brews tonight.
Here are some great Halloween beer jokes to share with your friends tonight.
It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. “What will you have?” the bartender asked. “I’ll have a glass of blood,” the first replied. “I’ll have a glass of blood, too, please,” said the second. “I’ll have a glass of plasma,” said the third. “OK, let me get this straight,” the bartender said. “That’ll be two bloods and a blood light?”
I am not scared of goblins or ghouls and things that go bump in the night, Werewolves and bats and witches and such do not give me much of a fright. But there is this one thing that scares me to death and only this one thing I fear, And that’s to open my fridge at night and find that I’m all out of beer!
A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, “I’m going to need a beer and a mop.”
Intending to go to a Halloween party, a known boozer asked his wife for advise on what kind of disguise he should use for the party. He received the following answer: “Go there sober, I’m sure none of your friends will know you!”
What are you dressing up for this year? What will you be drinking?
This post was originally posted on Beer is Sexy.